All the lies Pakistanis will tell their kids
Internet is fun. Sure, lots of people have a lot of thoughts about how the internet is ruining everything but it’s got so much more to love. The youths are especially what make us actually feel there’s hope for the future of the world and its sanity, too. It’s these same younglings who’ve come up with a hilarious new meme trend that’s been taking over the world. It’s about things people will tell their kids.
Of course any meme trend has to come to Pakistan because we’re so good at taking part in meme wars, after all. So here are all the funniest lies Pakistanis are saying they’ll tell their kids:
1. Pakistanis can’t stop making up hilarious lies to tell their kids like this one about the origins of Superman
Gonna tell my kid, he was the father of Superman. pic.twitter.com/AEyoTYHYjW
— Ayesha (@chaichaiye) November 21, 2019
2. This person wants to ruin internet’s boyfriend Keanu Reeves for us by telling their kids a lie that’s equal parts funny and jarring
https://twitter.com/_nusirpac/status/1196853859890712581
3. Naturally many people want to tell their kids about Pakistani politicians and Shireen Mazari has always been an easy target
I am gona tell my kids this was Human Rights Minister Shireen Mazari pic.twitter.com/hM5XguIN3P
— Haji Syed Dr. ZAQ (@DrZAQ11) November 21, 2019
4. Maybe you’re someone who would tell their kids about the time Pitbull said he would perform at the PSL opening ceremony
I am gonna tell my kids this is pitbull. pic.twitter.com/GPz4GiPWNG
— Ayesha (@chaichaiye) November 20, 2019
5. Or this Hamza Ali Abbasi look alike
Going to tell my kids that this is Hamza Ali abbasi. pic.twitter.com/4qtwAFVD6K
— fatima. (@chai_dedo) November 19, 2019
6. People are also willing to tell their kids about the OG Imran Khan
I’m gunna tell my kids that this used to be the Prime Minister of Pakistan pic.twitter.com/Bm8cScoQpL
— McBaŋɠ (@TheMcBang) November 19, 2019
7. Or this Spiderman
Gonna tell my kids this is Spiderman pic.twitter.com/53SNqQQh8S
— Sajeer Shaikh (@sajeershaikh) November 19, 2019
8. Of course, people are going to honestly be telling their kids who Priyanka Chopra is
Gonna tell my kids this is priyanka ch*pra 😴😴😴 pic.twitter.com/CtgRXJHZiL
— nothing 🇵🇰🍉🌲 (@zoha1992) November 19, 2019
9. Or this iconic singer
gonna tell my kids this is justin bieber pic.twitter.com/ESXsd8oMc4
— Zaid (@Zaaaidk) November 19, 2019
10. And this iconic chef
Gonna tell my kids this is Gordon Ramsay. pic.twitter.com/YrqL02sfDt
— gal galoch (@antifatwa) November 20, 2019
11. The history of Pakistan is also going to be shared with children
Gonna tell my kids this is Quaid e Azam, founder of Pakistan. pic.twitter.com/9Ej5T1Q1wU
— /// Luke (@mxcaltrz) November 20, 2019
12. There’s also a lot of interest among people to tell their kids about Shahrukh Khan
Gonna tell my kids this is Shah Rukh Khan pic.twitter.com/4sFbRkWpby
— Sajeer Shaikh (@sajeershaikh) November 20, 2019
13. And who the original Shahrukh is
gonna tell my kids this is shahrukh khan pic.twitter.com/nt5SXl0dET
— Shahzad Tanoli (@bhaya_69) November 20, 2019
14. Told you, lots of interest in Shahrukh Khan
Gonna tell my kids that this is SRK pic.twitter.com/hvSEmiElPK
— Saadia Ahmed (@khwamkhwah) November 20, 2019
15. Miley Cyrus and her iconic Wrecking Ball song will also be shared
Gonna tell my kids this was Miley Cyrus pic.twitter.com/YvBKtCCGiI
— The Fool™ On The Hill (@VirtuallyExists) November 20, 2019
16. And so will the starplus dramas of our childhood
Gonna tell my kids this is Komolika pic.twitter.com/mim2IJMxoM
— Sajeer Shaikh (@sajeershaikh) November 20, 2019
17. And the legendary Harry Potter series
gonna tell my kids this was severus snape pic.twitter.com/osK8ZNgCVX
— el (@butterbooter) November 20, 2019
18. People said they’ll tell their children about their favorite sports icons
https://twitter.com/AdmiralRashidun/status/1197140629861675008
19. And important political figures
https://twitter.com/chaichaiye/status/1197204052825853953
20. Even famous people who visited Pakistan
https://twitter.com/Marympanipilado/status/1197221066604597248
21. Or the famous ones who said they would come to live in Naya Pakistan but then forgot their promises
gonna tell my kids this is the man who left everything abroad and came back home to serve #Pakistan pic.twitter.com/RpSj0LPKrL
— Syed Hussain Mujtaba Rizvi (@110HussainRizvi) November 20, 2019
22. But the most iconic personality that people said they’ll tell their children about is this man
https://twitter.com/mianfaisal135/status/1197201978494984192
23. And this one
Gonna tell my kids this was Son Pari pic.twitter.com/TqiEF6tIwU
— Main Abdul Majid Hoon (@ComicsByMajid) November 20, 2019
So what are the lies you’re going to tell your kids?