Pakistani’s love their long haired girls, with short hair being far too modern for some aunties to handle. But theyre not easy to live with. Here are 17 ways our luscious locks make us wish we chopped it all off.
1. Every time you take a shower you leave the drain clogged.
There is a mini flood in your bathroom every time you shower.
2. It gets EVERYWHERE.
On the sofas. In the food. 90% of jharoo-ed material is basically just your hair.
It looks like you spend all day doing this.
3. Straightening it requires upper body strength that you just don’t have.
Or doing anything to it really.
4. ‘Length pay depend kerta hai.’
Your most dreaded sentence at parlors. They immediately hike up their prices for anything from a blow dry to a cut once they see how long your hair is.
Aap ka Rs.500 extra lagay ga.
5. It gets stuck everywhere.
Necklaces, rings, doors, random nails. You lose little bundles every time you try to free yourself.
This is pretty much the only solution.
6. It needs its own place to sleep.
It gets stuck under your back, wraps around your neck, smothers your face until you wish it came with a detachable option.
7. There is no such thing as a quick shower.
Shampooing, conditioning and drying takes At least an hour.
8. You get mini heart attacks every time it starts to fall out.
Please don’t leave me!
9. You have actually considered sporting bob cuts.
Brushing your hair wouldn’t take more than a minute. Imagine.
10. Brushing your hair can actually take anywhere from 5 minutes to half an hour.
Your brush is full of fallen comrades.
11. Split ends are your worst nightmare.
You obsess over their reappearance and get them treated ASAP. Chop chop chop.
Identified at least 5? Yup. Obsessed.
12. You assess hair bands for strength and flexibility.
Can they complete the ultimate test of three rounds? Or will they snap at the 2 and ½ point?
13. You find yourself fiddling with it all the time.
In class, at a boring dinner, while watching tv you’re not idly scanning for split ends or you’re idly braiding it.
14. Bio Amla to John Frieda, you’ve tried it all.
You’re an expert on hair products of all kinds. And you have very specific favorites that your hair rebels without.
15. Desi ghee? Eggs and yoghurt? Coffee?
It’s all been in your hair at one point or the other.
16. But good hair days make you feel like a Bollywood princess.
17. Despite all the trouble it gives you, you wouldn’t actually ever part ways with it.
Ladies, tag your long-haired friends.
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