Man Crush Monday: All-Time Top-Twelve Shirtless Pakistani Cricket Team

These boys are not only skilled with their hands, they possess the required physical attributes to feature in a calendar shoot.

Announcing, 12 players for 12 months of the year.

They also have the potential to be brand ambassadors for Pakistani beauty and cosmetic products. Shahid Afridi and Shoaib Malik are already veterans of the advertising business with endorsements given to shampoos and fairness creams.

Here is the lineup

1. Muhammad Hafeez (Batsman)

The Professor, also known as Mr. Technique, The Sleeping Pill.. And Mr. Zzzz…

2. Nasir Jamshed (Batsman)

The Slippery Sam, or rather the Slippery Jam(shed). Which one do you prefer? His favourite meal is a greasy goose, whilst watching “Catch Me If You Can”.

3. Younis Khan (Batsman)

Darling Dimples. Skippy. Sweep Master.

4. Inzamam-ul-Haq (Batsman)

Also known as FoodPanda, Jelly Marshmallow, and he’s the ex-Headmaster to “the Boys” in green.

5. Umar Akmal (Batsman / Wicketkeeper)

Kamran’s brother, the Grape Gobbler, and the Selfie King of Pakistan

5. Shoaib Malik (All-Rounder)

Mr. Sania Mirza or Li’l Saqqi (the understudy). Sometimes also known as the ‘double agent’.

7. Abdul Razzaq (All-Rounder)

Mr. Bang Bang, he also has the honor of being known as Bedroom Eyes, and Sleepy Slim.

8. Imran Khan (All-Rounder)

The eternal Bachelor. He is the most eligible one in this lineup.

9. Shahid Afridi (All-Rounder)

Boom Boom. Lala. The Ticking Time Bomb. Master Blaster.

10. Umar Gul (Bowler)

The Galloping Horse. The Yorker. Straight Shooter.

11. Shoaib Akhtar (Bowler)

Pindi Express. Silky Stud. Speedy Gonzales. Muscle Man.

12. Yasir Shah (12th Man /Bottomless Fielder)

The Shah of Spin… or Mr. Pants Off Dance Off.

And we leave you with some bonus shirtless pictures of Afridi

Bonus Shirtless Afridi – Best Friends Swim Together

Yes, Uncle Boom Boom and his Selfie Sidekick are inseparable. It’s not just a safety precaution, but the PCB Management encourage their star players to partner up and stick together – it’s called the ‘buddy system’.

Bonus Shirtless Afridi – Natural Muscle Relaxant

Who needs an over-priced, pre-scheduled ‘hot stone thai massage’ with someone who doesn’t speak your language, when you got the ‘best hands in the business’ at your disposal 24/7. Afridi’s personal masseuse and potential spiritual guru is part of his traveling entourage. Again, inseparable.

Bonus Shirtless Afridi – Cool and Cool

This is a behind-the-scenes sexy shower shot from an audition for ‘Head & Shoulders’. Spoiler alert – he got the part. Rest is history.

Who needs the curves of Nargis Fakhri, when we got Luscious Lala.

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