Zubaida aapa, famous television cook and totka queen, is widely beloved. She has been gracing television screens in Pakistan for a while now and has provided many versions of chicken karahi to desis living everywhere in the world. The lady, who many look up to as a loving grandma, is personally not so active on social media, understandably. However, this Twitter account dedicated to everything and anything Zubaida aapa might have to say about our world is absolutely hilarious.

The fake Zubaida aapa has funny, often sarcastic, responses to many things, so here’s all the times this account made us LOL:

1. That time when aapa had a totka for anyone who’s obsessed with beauty

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/663818083862188033

2. And then she shared a totka to deal with cockroaches in your home

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/659112294127968256

3. When she shared one of the most useful totkas ever

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/722494310705459201

Also see: We Tried Some Of Zubaida Aapa’s Totkay And Here’s What Happened

4. Aapa was sad about General Sharif’s retirement as the Army Chief

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/800178676583321604

5. And then she made the most impressive prediction that has already come true once

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/702225074330476544

6. That time when she reacted to the American elections

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/796334208935464960

Also see: This Is How Pakistanis Are Welcoming The New US President

7. When she took on load shedding with a brave smile

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/796783810184704000

8. And that time when she wished people on Diwali

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/792502454915137536

9. And that moment she was contemplating a career change

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/787773449351598080

10. Aapa jee also had some opinions on those Snapchat obsessed people who don’t follow her totkay

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/776865727701811204

11.  And then she became obsessed with getting an iPhone 7

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/773591394388742145

12. When she wasn’t very impressed with the latest season of Coke Studio

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/764527314482978817

13. Aapa also has opinions on how Pakistani television industry landscape looks like

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/746483545451929600

14. She could not help but pay her condolences over Brexit

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/747564542209691648

15. And that time she said what your grandmother would’ve about your bad sleeping habits

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/732349518134558724

16. When aapa could see Pakistan becoming more inclusive

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/677961193395458049

17. And when she was not in the mood to make ANY jokes

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/693175505022013444

She has also shown special interest in famous celebrities:

18. So she went after Hamza Ali Abbasi

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/643082466744381441

19. And Adnan Sami

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/683451565009715200

20. She did not spare President Mamnoon Hussain, either

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/799527388388462592

Also see: President Papa

21. And for anyone aspiring to be on TV, aapa has a suggestion for you too

https://twitter.com/AapaZubeda/status/638465065226637313

Zubaida aapa kee jai 😛