Hamza Ali Abbasi is still confusing people after yet another essay on his ‘halal’ relationship.

Okay, guys. Buckle up, because there’s a lot to unpack here. Now, we all heard that Hamza Ali Abbasi was to get married on the 25th of August to Naimal Khawar. It was that simple. The news piece would have ended there. But no, Hamza Ali Abbasi chose to not only confirm that he was indeed marrying Naimal, but he also chose to criticize the concept of love and relationships in his tweet that consisted of a huge ass essay.

https://twitter.com/iamhamzaabbasi/status/1164165559744962561

However, if you thought that was it, you’re dead wrong.

Hamza Ali Abbasi outdid himself, and in a peak Hamza moment, he tweeted out an explanation for his previous tweet, essentially backtracking on half the stuff he’d said before. I don’t even think he meant to contradict himself. I just think he has no filter and he types the first thing that comes to his mind.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvHp011FoVc/

He tweeted yet another essay out and y’all better buckle up because it’s a whole ride here on out.

https://twitter.com/iamhamzaabbasi/status/1164877319443537921

Firstly, Hamza decided to define platonic relationships. Then he decided to comment on relationships in “gora culture” and I really don’t know how much One Tree Hill he’s been binge-watching, but in Pakistan, things aren’t this dramatic. They can be, but they don’t have to be. And Hamza here believes that no, there are only two possible ways to find love. Go big or go home.

Anyway, Hamza also thinks Allah’s way of finding love includes going out with a person, having beautiful walks, having coffee, watching films, but keeping things halal. Hamza, my man, I got some news for you. That…doesn’t sound right. I mean, it’s a cool way to find love and all, but I don’t think that’s God’s way.

Basically, in a series of two tweets, Hamza managed to piss off liberals, conservatives and everyone else in between. Har koi nahi kar sakta yeh. Boy main talent hai.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqTu8f2FQ26/

Obviously, people are hella confused by this random-ass explanation that no one asked for.

But also, people are like, “Bro, yeh konse new halal rules bana rahein hai aap?”

https://twitter.com/KhawajaAbaid/status/1164916568452751360

This post, too, was trolled.

https://twitter.com/mianfaisal135/status/1164969516507586562

https://twitter.com/Barfi___/status/1164966977548574720

I mean…you just can’t help it. He doesn’t leave much of a choice.

https://twitter.com/always_opposed/status/1164958357842812928

https://twitter.com/doctorwhothefuc/status/1164955555049410560

Anyway…I guess all we do now is wait for Hamza to post another essay defending the defense of his initial essay. I don’t even know anymore. Let me know what you guys think in the comments below.

 

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Cover image via Twitter/Hamza Ali Abbasi