Some Pakistani guys have a fixation with condemning anything that is anything less than this because our collective ghairat only awakens at the naked limbs of a woman (and never at the murder, rape or sexual harassment of the same women, because, well, they were asking for it).
Ever wondered if the tables were reversed and there were opinions about what was “appropriate” clothing for Pakistani guys to wear?
So did one Adil Qureshi.
zehar lagte hai chote chote chadday pehan-ne wale mard hazraat. ghar mai maa baap ke samne bhi aise nange hi ghoomte ho?
— Adil Qureshi (@AdilQureshi_) July 28, 2016
The intial reaction to this tweet was rather encouraging, especially from the women-folk.
haina pata ni kia samjhty k haseen makhlooq lag rahy hon jesy zeher lagty hain waqayi but problem is k ghar waly kyun ni tokty
— Hira (@Hirayyee) July 28, 2016
But then the inevitable happened and men started tweeting to shut Adil up
WARNING: Scrolling any further you will see Pakistani guys like you’ve never seen them before. Responsibility to keep your emaan intact lies with you.
*cues drum rolls*
https://twitter.com/SportsJournoo/status/758749976709074945
https://twitter.com/shehrozekhattak/status/758751180071706624
Guys are now tweeting their scandalous nangi taangein
https://twitter.com/TheMathSolver/status/758752198788456448
There are blurry legs
same guys pic.twitter.com/NP95jG97E8
— BILAL TARIQ (@BeelaalTariq) July 28, 2016
And there are focused ones
https://twitter.com/Mrweedu/status/758766444985417729
There are nangi taangein of ordinary guys
https://twitter.com/iamBugti_18/status/758755547797659649
And there are famous one too
@shehrozekhattak @SportsJournoo @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh pic.twitter.com/kQWZ4Mgp1L
— ahmed (@AhmedGohar_) July 28, 2016
Rawalpindi Express giving the double finger with a side of nangi taangein? That’s one for the history books, folks.
Actually, there are a bunch of famous legs
@TalhaAhmadd @Emclub7 @Hasnaat_ @shehrozekhattak @BeelaalTariq @TheMathSolver @Itsarsal @SportsJournoo @SarcasticMeh pic.twitter.com/kTCvzulHkm
— haider (@zuhaider) July 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/noumanihsan_/status/758762033605206016
https://twitter.com/TalhaAhmadd/status/758758682649825280
https://twitter.com/Hasnaat_/status/758753966050123778
Sorry about that last one.
Where there’s Pakistani guys showing legs, you know there would be hairy ones
And there are a ton of them.
https://twitter.com/AhmedShashmi/status/758756185596059648
https://twitter.com/SaaddObaid/status/75875833326432256
Even some women started pitching in
https://twitter.com/CaptBomb_/status/758759646718992384
Those aren’t real hairy woman legs so plis to no panic, okay?
Someone even busted out their Prisma skills
https://twitter.com/TalhaAhmadd/status/758762737971425280
And then things started getting out of hand…
lo BC. pic.twitter.com/TpoAc0kaTT
— Talee boy.. (@TaleeInsaan) July 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/eintheist/status/758761379176341504
You know when this guy shows up, things are only going south from then on, so brace yourself folks.
https://twitter.com/Itsarsal/status/758762183555678208
The tweets after this are too scandalous to reproduce here. Yes, scandalous even for libtards like MangoBaaz.
And for all those who still don’t get the joke, this guy sums it up
We feel you, bros.
https://twitter.com/CussingDegree/status/758812984583950336
Guys, keep doing what you’re doing, that’s what freedom’s all about. Aur thora larkiyon ko bhi apni marzi se karnay do jo dil karta hai unka.