18 Absolutely Scandalous Places Pervez Rasheed Can’t Talk About

Before we dive into the scandalous journey here’s a little backstory for the uninitiated. So, Pakistani Minister for Information and Broadcasting, the virgin tongued, Mr. Pervez Rasheed “tried” to talk about the scandalous life of political rival Imran Khan’s son(s) who apparently are studying at a university called Middlesex, in the UK:

[fbvideo link=”https://www.facebook.com/thehumorists/videos/969350609847650/” width=”500″ height=”400″ onlyvideo=”1″]

Naturally, social media is a darling in situations like this and the hashtag to beat all hashtags was born. Here are some of the gems for your dirty mouthed pleasure:

1. This town with a PG13 name

Lower Topa #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) May 1, 2016

2. This whole country which is wuzu worthy

BRAzil#PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) May 1, 2016

Well tbh, the people of this country do make it wuzu worthy, if you know what I mean 😉

3. This absolutely scandalous university in Sweden

Pervaiz Rasheed's least favourite university… #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName pic.twitter.com/M0WlpeyZck
— Bilal Farooqi (@bilalfqi) May 1, 2016

4. Or this one in Turkey

https://twitter.com/TheRedGlasses/status/726983206403190784

5. Here’s a place he can actually probably not name (and neither can we)

Szczebrzeszyn, Poland #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— Natalia Laskowska (@n_laskowska) May 1, 2016

Can you?

6. This Australian city whose name is too real for any man in Pakistan’s hot summer season

https://twitter.com/ExplorePakistan/status/726909020414574592

7. This American town whose name actually does need to be reviewed

https://twitter.com/le_Sabre/status/726871086768504833

8. These dirty villages in Pakistan

There is a village nea Ghorra Gulley that does not even have the 'lai' in it 😆#PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName https://t.co/LTsnLrwaDY
— بہت سیاسی (@AntiPatwari_) May 2, 2016

9. This place which is an insult to its citizens

#PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
Believe it or not there is a place called "GANDU" in Nigeria
— Ahmer Khan 🇵🇰 ✪ (@StellarTweeting) May 1, 2016

10. All the towns and cities in the world ending on S-E-X

Sussex #placespervaizrasheedcantname
— Kabeer Arora (@Bhagat_Kabeer) May 1, 2016

Essex, Middlsex(that actually started this whole thing) and all the other sexes.

11. This totally NSFW Austrian town

https://twitter.com/imdadawan/status/726864535336931329

Seriously, Austria. Are you for real?

12. These pornographic city names

https://twitter.com/omarshahid_/status/726861538389299200

13. This unfortunately named lake in Pakistan

https://twitter.com/UsamaHamdani/status/726860606310113280

14. This Japanese town whose name is easily substituted as an insult

Gofuku, Japan#PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— Uncle Bezaar (@saadsiddiqui87) May 2, 2016

15. This weird AF place

https://twitter.com/maroonian32/status/726993755010555905

16. And this city where he would never step foot in. Ever.

https://twitter.com/maroonian32/status/726992615225364480

17. This rather bumpy road in Pakistan

He will have to do Wazzu everytime he travels through BUND road! #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— Muhammad Usman Sheikh (@musmanshaik) May 2, 2016

18. And finally, this scandalous heart of Pakistan

LaWhore. #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) May 1, 2016

BONUS: He can probably name this place

British Virgin Islands #placespervaizrasheedcantname
Oh wait…
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) May 1, 2016

Some of these places are so scandalous, we think he might need to perform wuzu three times, just for good measure.