Your roza will not pass without at least one of these occurring:
1. The bad aftertaste of sehri still lingering in your mouth when you wake up in the morning:
2. The walk back from the fridge when you remember you’re fasting:
3. The absence of bae:
4. When it’s too hot to function but you gotta look fab:
5. Thirst:
Haye tauba… band karein, BAND KAREIN AANKHEIN!
6. No, REAL thirst:
7. Ugh, DUDE, get your head out of the gutter. THIS thirst:
8. The need to throw shade when a basic bitch talks smack:
9. But deciding it’s not worth it:
10. Game of Thrones beckons but you say nay cos tauba tauba.
Grade A haram.
11. And this:
Happy Ramadan!
Zarra ye bhee check karein:
