As we all know, the Ruet-E-Hilal committee collects at the end of Ramazan to hopefully sight the much-awaited Eid ka chaand. Now, over the years, this act itself has stirred the pot multiple times because of the various amounts of Eids Pakistan has had in its various regions. However, this isn’t just a local issue. Dunya bhar main bhi yehi chakkar hai.
Which brings us to these men – the Ruet-E-Hilal Committee – arguably the most powerful men this one day out of the entire year.
#BREAKING: Ruet-e-Hilal committee to meet tomorrow for #EidAlFitr moon#CapitalTV pic.twitter.com/r8ypG6rzPg
— Capital TV (@CapitalTVLive) June 13, 2018
Now, while people are waiting on the committee to announce ke kal BHI roza hai ya nahi – uh… I mean… kal Eid hai ya nahi, the impatience and anticipation has translated into some really funny tweets. Let’s dive right in:
1. Can’t even deny this. It’s 100% true.
https://twitter.com/RaoSajid001/status/1007272679445917697
2. Then there’s this…
Mufti sahib is the most relevant and highly sought human in today's date. Please show us the moon with your magic vision sir. Humanity needs you😀🌙
— Faisal Saddam (@theFaisalSaddam) June 14, 2018
3. …and its variant. Lol?
Mufti #Popalzai is the most relevant and highly sought human in today's date. Please show us the moon with your magic vision sir. Humanity needs you.
— Dr Saqlain Shah 💙 (@DrSaqlainSh) June 14, 2018
4. I mean… he’s got a point. But we do it out of love, right?
Right?!
https://twitter.com/AfrazAhmad_/status/1007273126592499712
5. Aisa toh mat bolo.
As long as Mufti Muneeb is in chair; moon will keep deceiving us.
— Fayyaz Gul (@fayyazgul) June 14, 2018
6. True that.
well few things dont change in Pakistan. one of them is man who hunts the moon mufti muneeb he is ever lasting. #EidulFitr
— Malik Waqar Ahmed (@waqarr93) June 14, 2018
7. LOL, the only team Pakistanis will ever want to support the day before Eid.
https://twitter.com/ShahmeerAliPTI/status/1007274092611981312
8. Well… that IS quite a contraption.
Mufti Sahb
chaand dekhna hai ya urana hai?#EidulFitr pic.twitter.com/7dan8dzxY6— Eiswan Ali Kazmi (@eiswan_ali) June 14, 2018
9. Seriously, lmao. It’s a bit much.
https://twitter.com/zaidsliansari/status/1007273488250556416?s=19
10. This guy made a comeback.
Did anyone ever find out who he is?!
لو جی چن نظر آ گیا ھے کل عید ھے 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oCmsPi5IVP
— Ashiq Rajpute (@ashiq_rajput) June 14, 2018
11. Honestly, no one likes this hide and seek ka chakkar.
Chand abhi mufti sahab k sath chupan chupai khel rha ussay tng na kro😂 https://t.co/TIfbsqZTsn
— Mustafa Naeem 🇵🇰 مصطفے' نعیم (@mustafanaeem_) June 14, 2018
12. Matlab…haan. Yehi chalta aaraha hai.
Astronauts sa zada tou Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman ko moon 🎑 sighting ka pata hogya ha 😂#EidulFitr
— ~ (@zohaib_zaman) June 14, 2018
13. With those glasses, I guess point toh hai.
(2/2) Purpose of #RuetHilal better served if it had #metrologists #stargazers and people with really good #eyesight! pic.twitter.com/9cDUNarzhs
— Adil Najam (@AdilNajam) July 28, 2014
14. Actually, yaar. Khwari toh mat karwao.
what if a girl puts on mehdi for tomorrow. And there is no eid tomorrow.
It would be a Mufti Trolled. 💯😂#EidAlFitr #moon— Mohammad Hadi (@HadiHardy110) June 14, 2018
15. If only this were true.
The moon stays away from Mufti Muneeb like money stays away from me. Let go brother, the moon will come to you itself https://t.co/SsNQuu7Xsz
— junaid jahangir (@Junaidspeed) June 14, 2018
16. This reminds me of my Pak Studies paper and now I feel personally attacked.
https://twitter.com/anchoomanchoo/status/1007239981272850432
17. He gets what he can, I suppose.
Mufti Muneeb seems to drag his 2 seconds of fame/year forever..
Its well past the time frame to view the moon. Kal halwa kha le ab— Ramsha (@_cannonballs) June 14, 2018
18. LOL. Someone really doesn’t want to keep a roza tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/Sab_PK/status/1007280426795364352
19. Lastly, I’ll leave you all with this gem.
Mufti Sahab not coming slow 😁#EidulFitr pic.twitter.com/FO1y7pxDQc
— ~ (@zohaib_zaman) June 14, 2018
Khair doston, Eid jab bhi ho – aap ko bohot mubarak. Have a great long weekend regardless. And let us know which joke you found the funniest!
