Straighteners. Curling Irons. Blow dyers. Hair mousse. Hair gel. Hair dyes. Hair serum. Ombre. Sombre. Highlights. Dip dyes. Conatural organic oil. Argan oil. Hair regimen by us ladies is an endless warfare with split ends, dry hair and hair that look like a broomstick.

But girls with straight hair have it so much harder. Or do they? If your straight as a nun hair does NOT contribute to 3/4ths of your getting-ready time, say “aye”.

You wake up like this.

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Shower and get dressed

Blowdry

Get a haircut

Don’t get a haircut

Get fringes

 

Don’t get fringes

 

Get bangs

Don’t get bangs

 

Any and all hairstyles look like the exact replicas

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God forbid if you tie your straight hair for a change

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Which makes you wanna…

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Or if you braid them in hopes of cute loose beach curls in the morning

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Curls for weddings don’t last till the actual wedding

 

So you’re stuck just checking yourself out in the mirror AT HOME.

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People tell you that you look the same in every picture because hair so straight, it’s inertia.

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Trying to change that is just…not possible.

 

Your damn straight hair just looks so limp, you might as well go as a geisha on Halloween (if you’re into that).

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Growing them out takes FOREVER.

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Seeing women who have volume in their hair makes you genuinely upset.

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If you don’t shower for like, 8 hours, hair follicles decide to unleash the oils.

And you wish you could rock that look and no one would notice but you’re terribly WRONG

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Hawa mein lehratay huay baal are only ever possible in the movies.

Expectation:

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Reality:
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And …

 

You end up using a straightener on hair that is straight already in hopes of a miracle.

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People will tell you your hair requires zero effort while you’re mentally stabbing them.

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Shampoo vs conditioner bottle ratio be like…

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Instagram tells you that you can curl your hair with a sock?

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No amount of hair gels or hair sprays can satisfy you.

And bobby pins always end up slipping right off your hair.

 

There is always that one strand of hair that doesn’t conform with the others.

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Despite all of that, if by luck, chance or design you end up with a good hair day, it’s worth cherishing! 

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