Straighteners. Curling Irons. Blow dyers. Hair mousse. Hair gel. Hair dyes. Hair serum. Ombre. Sombre. Highlights. Dip dyes. Conatural organic oil. Argan oil. Hair regimen by us ladies is an endless warfare with split ends, dry hair and hair that look like a broomstick.
But girls with straight hair have it so much harder. Or do they? If your straight as a nun hair does NOT contribute to 3/4ths of your getting-ready time, say “aye”.
You wake up like this.
Shower and get dressed
Blowdry
Get a haircut
Don’t get a haircut
Get fringes
Don’t get fringes
Get bangs
Don’t get bangs
Any and all hairstyles look like the exact replicas
God forbid if you tie your straight hair for a change
Which makes you wanna…
Or if you braid them in hopes of cute loose beach curls in the morning
Curls for weddings don’t last till the actual wedding
My curls in the morning and now 😩😩 #straighthairprobs pic.twitter.com/zCw5NTeseJ
— Simsss ॐ (@Melisha_Simran) December 21, 2013
So you’re stuck just checking yourself out in the mirror AT HOME.
People tell you that you look the same in every picture because hair so straight, it’s inertia.
Trying to change that is just…not possible.
hmm, I wonder how I should wear my hair for the first day of school…oh yeah…
STRAIGHT. JUST LIKE HOW IT WILL BE EVERY DAY THIS YEAR— StraightHairProbs (@straighthairrr) August 11, 2013
Your damn straight hair just looks so limp, you might as well go as a geisha on Halloween (if you’re into that).
Growing them out takes FOREVER.
Seeing women who have volume in their hair makes you genuinely upset.
If you don’t shower for like, 8 hours, hair follicles decide to unleash the oils.
And you wish you could rock that look and no one would notice but you’re terribly WRONG
Hawa mein lehratay huay baal are only ever possible in the movies.
Expectation:
Reality:
And …
to the static that comes with winter: pic.twitter.com/GsFffUMexA
— StraightHairProbs (@straighthairrr) January 12, 2015
You end up using a straightener on hair that is straight already in hopes of a miracle.
People will tell you your hair requires zero effort while you’re mentally stabbing them.
Shampoo vs conditioner bottle ratio be like…
Instagram tells you that you can curl your hair with a sock?
No amount of hair gels or hair sprays can satisfy you.
And bobby pins always end up slipping right off your hair.