Ramazan: the glorious time of the year when Muslims abstain from food, water, profuse use of classic Urdu swear words and other naughty things that play with your emaan. However, it’s still a great time for comic relief. With sugar levels hitting an all-time low in the zaalim garmiyon ke rozay season, let’s count on desis to cheer you up.
Here are the most epic tweets from Pakistan in Ramazan 2016:
When your family is super supportive and appreciative. Lol, jk.
When you wake up for sehri yourself, family be like pic.twitter.com/7fqqF6H3yA
— Waleed Nasir (@waleednasir00) June 15, 2016
When the Doodh Soda War of 2016 was bigger than all Ramazan transmissions combined.
PPL WHO DON'T LIKE DOODH SODA HAVE NO PLACE IN MY LIFE I DON'T NEED THAT NEGATIVITY IN MY LIFE
— tarzan of the flowerpot 🇵🇸 (@apkiammi) May 31, 2016
China aur America jitna marzi taraki kar lein
Doodh Soda phir bhe Pakistan ke ijad hai— Mark ZingerBurger🍔 (@FBkaBaap) May 31, 2016
"Doodh soda kaise banatay hain?"
Pehle 4 bakray zibaah karein, phir unn ki kaleji blend karein phir saath walon se palak maangein…
— Nazu (@nazuksuratehaal) June 9, 2016
Not “doodh” or “sprite”, definitely palak. Yep.
And since everybody was obsessing over doodh soda, we thought we should too.
The DEADLY side-effects of #ramadan. RT if you're tired, sleepy & CAN'T WORK
Watch full: https://t.co/U0GCW6nFS3 pic.twitter.com/jcENgQYFV6— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) June 15, 2016
When you realize you have to keep it PG throughout the month.
controlling tharak is the true test of patience this month. khaana pani tou saara saal hi ghar wale dena bhool jate hein.
— Faizan 🇵🇸 (@thoraoffbeat) June 7, 2016
When you have way too much free time on your hands.
When you suddenly turn into haram police.
molvi saab said ye log facebook pe pictures like kerte hain rozay me bhi. Didn't mention twitter. Guys pack up for jannat ya'll
— saad. (@chimgadar) June 17, 2016
When your akhlaq brings all the boys to the yard. Lol, nah fam.
When you're a lollipop but those ants have Akhlaq pic.twitter.com/XY4vAeecmR
— إحسان (@I7sannFt) June 17, 2016
When you pretend that you’ve turned your life around.
When you find humor in the most awkward situations.
And you’ve given up at least 15 times during the day.
Throwback to this tweet, even more relevant during Ramazan.
https://twitter.com/basima__/status/521465049424994304
When you have to carefully tuck your innuendos in under 140 characters.
When you keep telling yourself you’ll keep it clean this Ramazan.
Whenever I write 'kissing'. My phone autocorrects it to 'kidding'. Even my phone knows its Ramadan.
— Mahnoor. (@Nooreeeyy) June 18, 2016
When you also keep reminding yourself how hashtag ~blessed~ you truly are.
https://twitter.com/mahnoor/status/743771309126017024
When musalmans truly test your patience with their religious ignorance.
One comment:shameless woman standing with naamehram
Someone:they're siblings
Comment: sibling has no value.Shud b brother father or husband— sherry (@CherieDamour_) June 16, 2016
And when you find yourself almost praying for them Aunt Flo breaks
https://twitter.com/glossyIids/status/743810201032220672
When you’re entrusted with the impossible task of avoiding Game of Thrones spoilers throughout the day
“And which of your Lord’s favors will you deny?”
When you’re so so so so SO bored that you have time to contemplate the most basic shit.
And this.
https://twitter.com/ImamaOwaisi/status/742639574908817408
Relationship status.
When Amir Liaquat gives you gold.
All the single ladies?? (i'm sorry but it had to be done) pic.twitter.com/z7GmAaJTD6
— Qasim Farooq (@MangoLassC) June 6, 2016
Appropriate.
https://twitter.com/SimplyKiran/status/744557835879596035
When creative juices keep flowing.
Woke up to this. pic.twitter.com/psyioD7J1S
— nma (@namaloomafraaad) June 16, 2016
When nobody stopped this little lunatic.
https://twitter.com/taimoorza1/status/743142844865646592
Seriously, you guys
When you think this Ramazan, you’ll be closer to an Instagram body but lmfao.
When you avoid fried food but your tummy is still there. pic.twitter.com/dJsmQeIx35
— Shumail (@Shumyl) June 14, 2016