We believe in a world where girls and boys understand platonic relationships and can just be friends. Also, women’s day marks a day to commemorate the long fought battle for equality and recognition that women are still engaged in.
Here’s a look at some of the girls a guy might have run into:
1. The Friends with Benefits
…except all the benefits are hers. You drive her around, carry her books, pay for lunch, escort her and her girl friends when they want to go somewhere late or shady, hand in her assignments, do her assignments, listening to her whining about stuff and run around the city looking for the perfect shoes to match her clothes for her friends brother’s mehndi.
2. The Militant Feminist
You think everyone should be a feminist. Its great, you’re all for it. But you’re also harboring a genuine fear that if you say the wrong thing around this girl she may castrate you and turn your prize jewels into a necklace as a warning to the rest of mankind.
3. The Groupie
She’ll ditch you as soon as she finds ‘better’ friends and move on to a more popular lot. But as soon as your social standing goes up, she’ll be back and act like you’ve been best friends since forever.
4. The Gossip Girl
All she wants to do is bitch about other girls. All. The. Time. Which is fine by you, except she wants you to join in and share her disgust at how so and so could possibly think red shoes would work with a pink outfit.
5. The High Maintenance One
She never has any money. Ever. You will end up paying for everything. You may even get the feeling that the only reason she has lunch with you everyday is because you pay for it. You’re basically a wallet that unfortunately has a pulse. And if she ever pays for you, she will mention it at every opportunity and make it seem like you cover each others tabs all the time.
6. The One Who Never Grew Up
She has cute little hair accessories and a flowery pencil case. You think shes adorable as a button but your ears bleed a little every time you hear her exclaim ,”awwwww shweeeeet”.
7. The Perpetually Depressed One
She’s literally happiest when she has something to be sad about. She wants to sulk, and she wants you to spend all your time consoling her. But here’s the secret: she doesn’t actually want to be consoled. She loves sighing, staring profoundly into the sunset and long walks alone with you where she will stress how upset she is by connecting every topic to the misfortunes of her life.
8. The Tease
She’ll smile and laugh and flirt and wink and do everything humanely possible to convince you beyond a doubt that she’s interested in you. So you finally work up the courage, boosted by every shoulder squeeze and smolder to cross the friend line. Buuuut of course she won’t go out with you, what’s wrong with you? Why do all boys have such a one track mind and we were such good friends and now you’ve ruined everything UGH!!
9. The Good Wife
In the middle of a perfectly normal conversation she will suddenly ask you when you’re sending your parents to her place…and yes, that is exactly what heart failure feels like. Prepare yourself for accusations of having led her on, broken her heart, used her, made her lose faith in love and end on a vow that she won’t ever again trust a man enough to get married.
10. The One You’re In Love With
But she’s never thought of you as anything but a friend and you find yourself paralyzed in the friendzone. You like her too much and are too sure of being rejected as a love interest to even consider ever saying anything.
11. The A-Type
She’s ambitious and driven and pushy as hell. She’s going to make sure you’re on top of your game and she won’t let you procrastinate. Whether it’s homework, work targets or asking somebody out, she will motivate you to just get it done. You hate her when she’s being annoying but don’t know where you’d be without her either.
12. The W-Type
She won’t pick up your calls or reply to your texts and the only time you hear from her is when she wants to know if you have any stuff on you. Sure, she’ll attempt some small talk at first, for politeness’ sake, but the moment you see her name on your caller ID, you know where the conversation is going.
Aaaand thats all the contact she wants with you.
13. The Fashionista
Everything is about her Kenneth Cole bag, Tory Burch pumps and Sana Maskatiya shirt. God forbid you accidentally get some dirt on her clothes, spill anything near her or forget to admire her freshly ombre-d hair. She treats boys like fashion accessories and will only hang out with the ones that she thinks complement her look.
Of course, there are many more shades of women in life(more than 50, actually). Here’s to all the girls in your life.
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