Being Pakistani is an amalgamation of enthusiasm, over-flooding emotions, superstitions, love, hate, sympathy, apathy and all things in-between. It, in essence, is not a nationality but a state of constant frenzy, oscillating between two extremes. From our unmatched love for cricket to our unparalleled love- hate relationship with rishta aunties and phuphos/mamis, our lives are always filled with non-stop, uncalled for drama.
Here is a glimpse into some of the most quintessentially Pakistani things that almost all of us secretly do or believe in.
1. Being scared of everyone’s buri nazar.
Apne kiye hue har galt kaam pe doosre ki "Nazr lagg gayee"
— koenigin (@koeniginseen) September 24, 2016
2. Your response to every time Team Pakistan loses a cricket match
https://twitter.com/aey/status/779735110610452480
3.The double standards that are just too normal
Hating Indians and crushing over Deepika/Ranveer. #TypicalPakistaniThings
— Anas Tipu (@teepusahab) September 24, 2016
4. “Helloassalamoalikum kon?”
Answering the phone like "Helloassalamoalaikum kon?" #TypicalPakistaniThings
— hiba (@aesekese) September 24, 2016
5. Being very makhi choos with everything
https://twitter.com/ComSehrishkhan/status/779745710266777600
6. Having the best solution to every problem: Biryani
Picnic hai? Biryani.
Daawat hai? Biryani.
Shaadi hai? Biryani.
Koi marr gaya? Biryani.— Shamilah (@ShamilahR) September 24, 2016
7. Oh, the double standards again
https://twitter.com/MujtabaGadhi/status/779739543415189504
8. Khuli misogyny, khula sexism. All day, every day.
To the car driving in front:
"Bilkul gaari chalani nai aati, zroor koi aunty hongy"#TypicalPakistaniThings— niimrah (@niimrah) September 24, 2016
9. “Bhai paise kam karain, ap se hamesha leti hun.”
https://twitter.com/HerSighness/status/779739625925570560
10. The ever so tiring dhaniya struggles
https://twitter.com/Rimsha_k97/status/779719639697948674
11. Getting confused between dhaniya and podina.
Dhanya mangwaya tha ya Podina?#typicalpakistanithings
— Haider (@RizviSaahib) September 24, 2016
12. Attempting to hide from the overly-eager relatives
https://twitter.com/AngryCivilian/status/779733758543093761
13. India hatin’
https://twitter.com/chillimilli_1/status/779731918321516544
14. “Sannu ki”
#TypicalPakistaniThings end 4 hours long discussion on useless topic with "Sannu ki" –
— Salman Sikandar (@SALSIKandar) September 24, 2016
15. Sawal gandum, jawab channa
"Doorbell ringing"
Who???
"Apne hi hain darwaza to kholo"
😁😒#TypicalPakistaniThings— Tehsi. (@Oyee_Sun) September 24, 2016
16. Ludo being the sab laraiyon ki jar
Getting into some serious fights playing Ludo.
— 🍒 (@Unsaapk) September 24, 2016
17. Eating teenday that are swimming in oil.
When your Salan Has More Oil Than Saudi Arabia.
— 🍒 (@Unsaapk) September 24, 2016
18. And doing all of these things with varying intensities.
No smoking area mein cigarette peena
Red light fakhar say torna
Tax fakhar say nahi daina
— omar r quraishi (@omar_quraishi) September 24, 2016
What typically Pakistani thing do you do?