As a Pakistani, ya’ll know that food is love yaar. Your day starts with plans of what you’ll eat the whole day, whether it is that plate of nihari with nalli and maghaz in it or Ami ke haath ka beautiful omelet – khana he toh asal khazana hai doston.

But once in a while, you’re bound to have that “WTF did I just eat?!” kind of experience. Finding hair in your food is very common – a lot of us just take it out and continue eating like nothing happened. But hey, that can’t be it, right?

So, we asked people to share the most WTF thing they’ve found in their food and we were not prepared for the responses

(Word of caution – this is not for the faint-hearted. May induce some serious vomiting.)

The responses poured in and bhai jaaaaann…scene bohat hee heavy ho gaya. Brace yourself

A lot of people found cockroaches in their food which is eww but not really THAT unexpected

Aik baat poochun? Yeh ullu ka patha cockroach humaisha ke liye mur kyun nahi jata yaar?

Some people found unnamed bugs

There were other ‘things’ as well…

….Ayi hai yaar

Bhai “chooha” kehtay hain urdu mai...just by the way…

Yikes!

…and the story of our lives…biryani mai elaichi and aaloo have particularly pissed off quite a few people

Oh bhaiiiiiii….who doesn’t like Aloo in their biryani? Lagta hai China se biryani mangwata hai

And then there were people who found remains of other animals….dead animals…dead… *shudders*

*puke*

We noticed some serious lizard encounters going on, too

Ayi hai… gandi aunty!

Not going to eat McDonald’s again. nope.

Fun fact: Apprently lizards love dahi bhallas! 

Worry not, ants also have their moment of glory in the hall of fame. WTF Edition:

Yeah man, who leaves biryani? ant or no ant, lugay raho!

…Lekin yeh sala cockroach peecha nai choray ga

matlab keeeee canteen wala:1, You: 0

Couldn’t stop laughing on this one…someone was out for a casual swim.

And these guys found the weirdest shit in their food, matlab, khuch bhi?

well the restaurant just nailed it!!…get it?

seriously matlab….KHUCH FUCKING BHE?!

Ew yaar. No. Just no.

Wow, Ouch!

And finally, the sickest one of all, hands down.

One word: Shit. oh SHIT!

If you still have managed to not puke through these let us know about the most WTF thing you’ve found in your food in the comments section below.

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