Here Are All The Benefits Of Being A Short Girl In Pakistan

While being a short girl in Pakistan implies less rishtas, it has its perks as well. You can navigate through crowds rather easily and without being harassed every single time (a luxury that unfortunately, not a lot of girls in Pakistan can afford). If you ever feel sad about being short and not being able to do things on your own, on account of your short stature, we have got your back.

Here is a list of all the benefits that you can avail being short in Pakistan:

1. All the places like Sindbad and Wonder World let you play inside their kids play area because you can pass for a 14-year-old.

2. People think you are too cute to be scolded so you just conveniently get away with all the shit you do because you’re a short girl in Pakistan.

3. You can buy as many pairs of heels as you want because you still won’t get taller than 5’2. No towering over people, boyfriends, husbands or anyone for that matter.

4. As a short girl in Pakistan you can save bucket loads of money by getting your sneakers/joggers from the kids shoe area.

5. You do not have to worry about not having a room of your own, you can sleep anywhere you want because you are just so small.

6. As a short girl in Pakistan, where catcalling is men’s favorite pastime, you can roam around freely because again, you look like a 14 years old.

Chalo at least, they respect kids.

7.  Your friends can use you as their personal arm rest consequently, making you the most loved one among them.

8. The warning signs like “apna sar bacha kar chalain” mean nothing to you as a short girl in Pakistan.

9. You never have to deal with uninvited aunties because they always ask you to call someone mature.

Beta, kisi baray ko bhejain.

10. The idea of feeling cold is alien to you as you can just conveniently sneak into any of your family member’s or friend’s blanket, without them noticing you.

11. And, you can always just ward off rishta aunties by acting all cute and immature.

Do not worry. Life is pretty good from down there. Isn’t it?

Cover image via: hipinpakistan.com